Fuck you, Facebook

So Facebook has finally come to farming and cooking, to things most of the people who do those apps wouldn't do in real life if their Wi-Fi connection depended on it. I have played those games. I have yet to delete most of those apps. And I ignore every new one I see come to my facebook that I see cause it gets on my damn nerves. When was the last time most of them cooked a turkey or shucked their own corn. I assure you, it's more fun on the interweb, but tastes better if you don't have to print it out.
I want facebook to go back to its glory days of keeping up with people whom I have no interest in speaking too. That's what it is for. Lets not fool ourselves. On a rare occasion we might find people we wish to communicate with, but for the most part we just want to know how far those people are away from us who make us vomit. This is why myspace is dead, don't let it happen to my favorite gossip rag, facebook.